Ladies and gentlemen be sure to buckle your seatbelts as you take on a wild ride full of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more the ways you could imagine. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an hilarious horror comedy that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears as well as drug smugglers.


Cocaine Bear

As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild trip. He's a stylish smuggler along with grace. And a skill at dumping his merchandise in the most dangerous places. In the blink of an eye it was his turn to not intend to create the most famous legend of the century "Cocaine Bear!"

You should forget all you believe you know about bears and their preferences for food. This film takes a bold claim and argues that if bears drink cocaine, the not only party, but they get bloody! Forget about Godzilla There's a new reigning king, and there's a bear with a tendency to consume powdered substances.

Our characters, including police that are incompetent, the hapless criminals, and the innocent bystanders who couldn't find their way to the outside of a newspaper bag they will keep you amused. The collective incompetence of the characters is something to see. If you're ever wanting to laugh and a laugh, imagine Police Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to resolve cases without shooting each other.

It's important to remember our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. But not like the characters they appear as in "Frozen." The two hikers find an abundant supply of Colombian delights, and then before you say "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. It's true, who really needs any Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar that is on the loose?

The film has the perfect middle ground between horror and comedy, making you laugh one moment and clutch your popcorn in fear the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked pleasure. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.

So, let's look at the ultimate showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry getting ready to tackle their nemesis, the Cocaine Bear. It's a gruelling battle through all time, with fireballs, roars of the bear as well as enough white powder to place Tony Montana to shame. And just when you think you've lost the fight but it's then revived thanks to a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of epic proportions.

Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. Editing is as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and considering whether the film reel had been used in secret as scratching post. However, don't worry dear viewers, because the bear CGI looks amazing. It is a show-stealing bear, even if some of the editors seemed seem to be in a high-sugar state their own.

The movie is a mixture of double-crossings, tension, and a (blog post) surprising bond. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. When the show is over and you're able to leave the theater with a smile across your face, you should remember his final warning to the audience: Avoid feeding bears anything, for example, don't feed them drugs or fellow hiking buddies. Trust me, it won't go well for any of the people involved.

Take your popcorn, buckle yourself up and be swept away by the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the force of bears along with their mysterious party possibilities.